Akashic Records Pt. 2

[00:00:03] Speaker A: Welcome to the Healer's Corner podcast with your hosts, Melissa Wiles and Maria Cerna. [00:00:11] Speaker B: We have Dana with us to go even deeper into the Akashic Records. And I know Maria, you had mentioned before, you're like, hey, can Dana rephrase. [00:00:23] Speaker A: This or reframe it? [00:00:25] Speaker B: For somebody who might still be a little confused, maybe if they've never heard of it before, How. How would you rephrase that or reframe? [00:00:38] Speaker A: I actually did it today. I had. I had an older woman who was in town, and her friend, she said, her friend said, what do you want to do when you're in town? And she said, I'd love to get a reading. And so her friend called me up and said, hey, do you have time for a reading? Well, my friend's in town, so I went to her Airbnb today and I gave her an Akashic records reading. And she didn't understand what it was, so I told her, I go, it's. Let's call it a soul reading. It's a soul reading. I'm gonna read your soul. And because your soul knows everything about you, and I think that's a lot easier for some people to understand than, wait a minute. So there's this energy library hanging out, floating around somewhere that you can go and check out a book. For a lot of people, it's like, call it a soul reading. And then we could skip all the questions and just get right to it and get you help. So I just. I frame it that way, and it seems to be easy. It. It's even easier sometimes for people to understand that than I am talking to your dead brother right now. You know, when I do, like a mediumship reading, so it's like, no, I'm reading your soul. Whether. And. And we can even say, like, maybe. Maybe it's your soul answering these questions for me while your humanness and your. Your ego identity sitting there, I. I. [00:01:48] Speaker B: Can see that being a little easier, maybe a little overwhelming, like, oh, my. [00:01:52] Speaker A: God, my whole soul. [00:01:53] Speaker B: Like, even my deepest, darkest secrets and skeletons in the closet. [00:01:58] Speaker A: If they want to know. Well, it's a neat. Because the records only give you the information that they think is most helpful for you at the time. So. And it is a lot based on the questions we ask. But, you know, if somebody asks, you know, what. What do I need to heal in my marriage right now? You know, gonna be like, oh, well, you need communication. It's not going to go into the deepest, darkest secrets of, like, well, in 1979, he did, you but it's more of like what, what is happening now. Although if, if somebody did ask that, did my husband cheat on me back in 1979, I'm sure the records would show that, yes, but that's the past and you were right and now we're doing this. But yeah, they don't offer like information that wasn't pertinent to the question. [00:02:46] Speaker B: Well, that kind of is like a really good segue into, you know, talking about akashic blockages or karmic patterns. Like, does it really help you get around that pattern rather than just treating the surface symptoms of, you know, what the client might be going through? [00:03:03] Speaker A: Yeah, it does. Because when they know what's holding them back or what the blockages or what the, what the pattern is, that they're stuck in the loop. So sometimes just knowing what that is brings healing because we're often hidden from ourselves. We, we don't often know some things other people could point out. And then we were defensive if they show us that. But then when it comes through very lovingly, because the records are never mean. They're never like, you know, what you need to do. They're very loving and they're very compassionate, they're very patient. And the way that they frame things, at least as it comes through me when I'm translating them, is there's, there's a lot of mercy and gentleness and just even thinking about the woman that I read today where her pattern is, she's an over giver and she doesn't know how to receive. And she's always people pleasing and stuffing down her what she needs to say to people. And it's making her sick of not speaking up. Because when she asked, she says, what, what is it that I need to heal in my marriage? The answer, the very first thing that came through from the records was speak up for yourself. Now I never met this woman before, so I don't know. And she said, she goes, I journal all the time and I tell myself to shut up. And I was like, what are you doing? So we had to bring in her inner child and have them reconnect. And like you're, imagine that you're telling this little girl, you know, that that's you at a certain age to shut up. Like, how does that feel? And so we. She saw that that was a pattern all her life that she was told to shut up or was made to be silent and that her opinions didn't matter and that her needs didn't matter and that expressing herself that she wasn't worthy of expressing herself. And, and hopefully it ends now because she was. By the time that we were done, like, that makes a lot of sense. And she wouldn't have guessed that that's what would bring peace into her life would be just to speak up for herself. And I said, now there's a way that you can speak up for yourself and not be mean and nasty about it. You can still speak up for yourself in an assertive way and, and, and say what you need to say in a kind way and in, you know, the most gentle way possible, but an honest way. Like, look, I'm in this marriage too. It's not just you or whatever. However she wants to say it, but I even. It was a suggestion from the Akashic records. Why don't you write it out first? And you know what else the record said? They give these cute things they said. Why don't you imagine before you say the things that your mouth is on your heart and that his ears are on his heart, and then that's how it's going to be communicating. Because I was seeing in. In the records that they're going at each other with their heads, and it's not from here. And so that was creating a lot of tension. And I was also seeing that once she does this, that she'll be very surprised at how he reacts or responds and that it would release a great weight off of her. And so sometimes the records will say, he, here's the healing that's available. Do you want it? And then we do a healing and a clearing right there. And then other times it's like, no, you do this yourself. I'll tell you what to do or what is suggested or recommended. And now it's up to you to do it. Because there was some throat chakra stuff going on there for her. But yeah, the karmic patterns and, and all of that stuff there. That's a great question to ask when you're in the Akashic records. What, what are some of my patterns that are holding me back? What are, what are the old stories? What, you know, what is the, the looping or the. When I see karmic patterns a lot of times in the records, because we do translate a lot of, you know, this with other readers and healers out there. We translate pictures and images. They show karmic patterns like. Like a pair of tennis shoes in a dryer just bumping around, going over and over and over again until somebody's like, get these shoes out of the dryer. Turn the Dryer off because it's just tumbling around in there now. [00:06:44] Speaker B: Like, what about like present life and future aspects? Like we talked a lot of past life, like knowledge and like how that, you know, can help presently. But like, what are some present things that the records can help clear up. [00:06:59] Speaker A: And get out of the dryer? Yes, that is such a great question. Present moment is key for the Akashic records. And even when they're talking about the past lives so that the, the person can heal now. Because sometimes people, somebody will ask a question about, you know, what is happening right now, life, and says, well, we have to go backwards in order to help you. Now here's what you need to understand about this past life that can brief, you know, help you get more perspective on where you're at now. But some great questions for the present moment. Focus. A lot of people ask that what do I need to focus on right now to go in the direction of my, of my business? What should I focus on? What, what do my, my children need from me at this time? Time as their mother in the highest good. Because parents get so worried or nervous about their kids, right? Am I. There's so much anxiety around that. Am I raising them right? Am I too much? Am I not enough? And sometimes I even come across people that are just. It's almost like they have an obsession with their kids. I guess I can. I. I can't speak for that because I don't have kids of my own, but I am obsessed with my cat who's right outside my door trying to get in on this, but it'll be too cute and too distracting. But people ask for present moment information, like, what could I do to feel more financially stable? Or what can I focus on for my health right now? So those are some great present moment questions to ask. And what am I healing right now? What. What does my soul need the most to help me thrive at this time? Time and then the future. The way that we can get information from the Akashic records for the future is because. And we may have talked about this last time. If it resonates with you, it certainly does with me. And it has ever since I can remember. I always knew about reincarnation is that we do plan or agree to a certain aspect of our lives before we get here. So our soul already does have a plan. Now a lot of it is free will. But there's mile markers. It's like if you're. If you have a map and you're charting a course across the country in your rv and you want to stop in certain places, but how you get to those places or when you go there, that's free will. But there's certain places you're meant to stop. And in our lives that could look like, this is who I'm going to marry or this is going to divorce. This is, these are the kids I'm going to have. This is the, this is the geographic location. This is the business I'm going to run. You know, we. This is, this is the, the health issue that I'm going to deal with, you know, sometimes too. But there are. Our highest potentials are in our Akashic records. And I've even worked with people who are writing music or books and we go into their Akashic records because they're stuck. I'm like, this is already written. This is all. It's in your records. You're just downloading it. You are. Just open up and receive it. It's in there. You're not like, it takes the pressure off of them. And they realize, oh, it's not writer's block. I mean, it's a different kind of writer's block. It's like, why don't you just relax and meditate and work with your records and let yourself pull the information down. You've already, you've already put the information in there before this incarnation. So that's in certain cases, not always. Some people are channeling in the moment, but when we go into the records and we ask about the future, the records are always going to show the highest potential. So if somebody says, what do I need to focus? What do I need to do to welcome in the romantic relationship that is. Is coming my way? You know, and like, we word it that way, like affirming that it is coming in. And the records will say something like, well, you've. [00:10:45] Speaker B: The. [00:10:45] Speaker A: The best case scenario is that you put yourself out there. [00:10:48] Speaker B: Like. [00:10:49] Speaker A: And. Because some people just think like they're going to sit around the house and. And it's the. It's H Vac guy that's coming over that's going to be their soulmate or the snowplow guy, right? Or the guy that's coming to fix the fence. You have to put yourself out there. And then I'll start seeing scenarios. And the records always show us the best case scenario for somebody or the highest potential because they want us to aspire to that level. There may be five potential outcomes of, of something that somebody's asking about, but the records are going to offer the the highest and the Best because they want us to raise our vibration to get up to that point. Even if they choose, you know, number two, three or four, you know, or five, they're going for number one is gonna. It's gonna help them, right? Does that make sense? Because it's like the records aren't gonna just give like, well, you could do this. They want to give us the biggest, best, most beautiful thing. And just because it raises our vibration to. To go after that or to feel that, and then that is what brings in. Our vibration is like a magnet, and that is what brings in the. The manifestation or the. Or the outcome that we're. That we're seeking or the healing that we need. [00:11:59] Speaker B: Now, will the records kind of get a little tougher and be like, look, you need to deal with your daddy issues first sometimes? [00:12:08] Speaker A: And I don't know if it'll be worded exactly like that, but even. Even just thinking back on the reading that I did today with the woman I. It did kept coming through of like, I kept seeing her just shoving all of her words down and. And then it's just like. It's almost like a pressure cooker was just building and building and building and. And she shuts down and she walks away, and it's the silent treatment and separate rooms and, you know, but the records were also saying this is a marriage of comfort and convenience. And if you want there to be anything more than that, you have to communicate. And she's not communicating because she's afraid of what the result will be. And so the records are kind of. [00:12:49] Speaker B: It's. [00:12:50] Speaker A: It's not as tough love as, like, that would come through more in, like, the other psychic readings that I do with my mediumship abilities. The Akashic records are different. They're just. They're just so compassionate. And they even would say, like, well, it's not your fault. You were taught this. You learned this from your mom and dad. You know, I mean, it would say things like that. And so, yeah, daddy issues gets coming up, like, can you think back? And sometimes they want the person to answer because that's when they're going to get the greatest epiphany. Like, hey, do you ever remember that happening, seeing that happen with anybody when you were growing up? Oh, yeah, my mom and dad exactly. Like, I knew what the answer was based on the records, but in order for them to come to it on their own, that's when they have the big breakthrough as well. They're like, I did see my dad treat my mom that way, and I Saw my mom respond that way and it was like that. And then they had their having. They're working it out in their own mind and then you could see. See a shift happening and that's. That's when the magic is there. [00:13:50] Speaker B: A light bulb goes off. [00:13:51] Speaker A: Yes, exactly. Yeah. [00:13:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:54] Speaker A: And we've all had those moments too. Like, aha. I am my own fault. No, it's. That's what the records say. It's like, it's not all your fault. You learned this. You had teachers. You know, the people that raised you are your first teachers. And then you look at them and. And unless we do the work and figure out differently, and then we inherit things generationally just based on that. And sometimes that's where our patterns, our karmic patterns and. And habits form. [00:14:22] Speaker C: So when a client has the information, how can the. Is some. Some people is. Is sensitive. Was. Condition pattern. It's hard to break it. [00:14:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:14:34] Speaker C: And it's like taking baby steps. So how can they keep the focal on that once they're done the session with you got the information. [00:14:43] Speaker A: Sometimes, I mean, sometimes I never hear back. So oftentimes I do, though. I love hearing back from somebody and finding out, like, what. What occurred or how. How it all played out. But they were given the assignment. It's up to her to figure it out and do it now. And she. I let people record the readings that they do with me just because I know that it's helpful to listen back. And I really don't. I can't think of anybody that has ever come back to me and said, you know, it didn't work, or they didn't, you know, nobody's ever done that. There's no proof that out there that anybody's, you know, ever come back to me and said that or wish they didn't do it or that it was wrong. That's never happened. So that's a good thing. But I love when somebody does come back. There was a gal that I read at Goddess Elite, and it was. It was in April of 2024, and she came in crying. I had never met her before, and she came in crying and she was referred to me. And I was, you know, what. What can I do? What can I help you with? And she said, they found a mass on my heart. And they said they need to do open heart surgery. She was like in her 30s. And I couldn't believe it. And I said, let's see what's going on. Let's go into your Akashic records. And I was seeing in her Akashic records, this. It's kind of like a bird of prey perched on her shoulders, just digging talons in. And I was like, is there something going on with your left shoulder too? She was like, oh, my God, there's so much pain constantly in my left shoulder, just throbbing down. And it does go down into my heart. And I was like, there's. There's some sort of predatory person in your life that is just sucking you dry. And I'm just seeing this negative attachment and it says it feels like it might be at work. Do you know who this is? And she was just proud of crying. She said, yeah, it's my boss. It's my boss. And. And so she told me a little bit about her. Her job. And I said, you have to leave. You have to leave your job. You have to leave it. You have to leave. And I said, quit your job and go get your follow up at the doctor. They. And it's. It's always such a risk saying these things, but they're not coming from me. It's coming from the records. And my job is a messenger. I have to deliver the message. So I felt very confident saying this. I know that we're taught do not diagnose when we're doing readings, and so really careful to not do that. But I said, you're going to go to the doctor. There will be no mass on your heart. You will not have to get open heart surgery. Never heard from her. Six months go by and I can't. I got to go on to the next reading. I got to go on to my next thing. I got to let it go. I have. It's really wonderful in my astrology that I have this ability to detach. I'm not an empath. I'm the opposite of an empath. I kind of take people's trash and throw it away for them and instead of sponge it. And so. And I have this ability to go deep with them, but also then detach as soon as we're done. And six months later, she came back to me and I saw her name that she booked with me again at Goddess Elite. And I was like, that name is familiar. But I don't remember who she is until I saw her. And I was like, oh, my gosh. And she. I was like, okay, this is a good sign. She's booked another appointment with me. Well, she just shared with me. She said, dana, I immediately quit my job. She said the pain went away right away. And she was. Not only that, my husband's Health issues went away. He was so worried about me. He was having health issues. She said, I went to my follow up appointment at my doctor. No mass on my heart, no heart surgery needed, no open heart surgery needed. And she said she got a new job that she loved. And the moment that she was on the interview, the guy interviewing her said without even doing the interview, I know I'm supposed to hire you. And she said he was very spiritual and he said he recognized her. And so she thriving in her new job. And it was just a wonderful session with a whole. And I almost was in tears because I was like, her reading impacted me so much. And I, you know, I was like, sometimes I'm leaving one of those readings. And like, what the heck did I tell that woman? And I'm sure, Maria, you've experienced that too. And being like, I just told that person to leave their husband, or I told that person to quit their job, or I told that person they wouldn't need open heart surgery. And you're like, but this is what we do. This is why we're here. This is our job. And, and even though it seems so ridiculous, I, I have, you know, my, my guides and my angels reminding me, dana, the people were sent to you because you can help them. That's why we sent them to you. Spirit sends me the people I can help. And I have to remember that every time before I do a reading, it's because I can help. Because we get, you know, we have doubts. But that, that knowing always, always reminds me to be confident. So, so she did the work. That's, that's an example of somebody who did do the work. She was, she was given a suggestion or a recommendation and she took it and boy did it, it helped transform her life. And then her husband booked a session with me and it's, they've referred people. I mean, it's just so amazing to see that happen. But I've also talked to people who, they were given, you know, a recommendation or a suggestion from the Akashic records. They weren't ready to do it at the time, but they did it, let's say a year or two years down the line. And then, and then they have that breakthrough. So you, you have to be ready at your own pace. But it's just so often that, that the Akashic records reading, they, they kind of know the Akashic records, know that the person is ready for it. But then you have those that are a little bit resistant. Like, like there's a gal who's looking For a business space. And I. And it keeps coming through the Akashic records. This is in Geauga County. Your new business is in Geog. Your new office space is in geography. She's looking all over Avon and Berea and Westlake and dozen. A dozen readings. It's in Geauga County. You're still looking in Avon, are you? You're still looking in Westlake, huh? You're still. So one day she's gonna start searching in Geauga County. Let's see what happens when she runs out of all possible surroundings. It's like somewhere. Somewhere around Kirtland or Chesterland or, you know, Burton or somewhere out there. I kept seeing it. And. Yeah, but it's like we have our own. We have our own stubborn ways, but, you know, but then also maybe, you know, we. We. We're choosing our own path too. And. And maybe that was the highest potential for her. The best rent or the greatest. Whatever. If she finds a space out on this side, I'm happy for her. But maybe it's more money or it's the lead or like the landlord's not as cool or. I don't know. But I'm just a messenger. I'm a librarian. Here's your book. Read it if you want to. Boom, there you go. [00:21:24] Speaker B: Get to read. We have a question from a friend. [00:21:29] Speaker A: Here in the audience. [00:21:32] Speaker B: Says, what should you do when you get to the records and the books are there, but you wake up or can't seem to read them? Should a spirit guide read to you? Or is this, like, a practice you. You have to kind of get a little more knowledge on how to do? [00:21:47] Speaker A: So is it this. I'm gonna wondering if this person is reading their own records. And because this never happened to me, when I'm reading somebody's records, they. [00:21:59] Speaker B: They always. [00:22:00] Speaker A: They always open for me, or there's not even a book. It's just. It's just information. So. But if you're reading your own records and there's a book in there that you can't seem to read, then maybe it's not time yet or. You know, a lot of times, though, I think your soul will absorb the message even if your waking self doesn't. Oh, yeah, you try your own records. You know what, Melissa? I saw that in one of your questions that. That, you know, we're thinking about talking about tonight, you asked, what are one of the greatest misconceptions about the Akashic records? One of the greatest misconceptions, I think, is that you can't read your own. Yes, you can. You can read your own Akashic records. It does take practice. My advice for anybody trying to read their own Akashic records, you have to have a high vibration. Try not to go in with negative or, or sadness or, you know, loneliness or fear that that isn't going to be helpful for you reading your Akashic records. You want to go in more fun, more playful, more excited, more happy, more like, oh, you know, have fun with it, play with it. I think the records are so much fun. That's another misconception. They're actually fun. They're again, they're light hearted. They do have a sense of humor. They're very kind and they want to help. They want your records, want you to read them. So there's a lot about belief as well. Practice is great. I meditate a lot. So I got into my records the first time I tried and it was funny. There was a note. The, the. As soon as I got into my records for the first time, there was a note that said hello. It was actually in your Akashic records that you would be coming into your Akashic records and you've actually opened them more times than you know that you have. So I've been opening my own records inadvertently just by seeking information in meditation. But try not to even be as so much thinking that it's, it's an actual book. I mean, I think that can be helpful that, that you've got a book that you're trying to read. But sometimes the records, different people can read them in different ways. So when I go into somebody's records, occasionally there's an actual book that I'm reading. Sometimes a scroll drops from the ceiling. One time I had an iPad. I was reading. I went into a refrigerator the other day in somebody's records and pulled something out and the ingredients on the, on the item was her Akashic records. I mean, and it tells me a lot about the person too. And I know I have a vivid imagination and all the things. And this person was a nutritional therapist. So it was interesting that her records were in a refrigerator. But they don't always have to be in a book and maybe not try so hard to think it's in a book. Just be open to getting images, pictures, words. When I'm in reading somebody's records, I'll get words first. So for example, when the woman asked me today what do I need to focus on for more peace in my marriage, I focused on the question and asking her records and I heard speak your mind or speak up for yourself. And I heard the words first. And as soon as I started to tell her those words, more information started coming. So if you're going into your own Akashic records and you see something or hear something, maybe say it out loud. And then the more you go with that, the more information starts to come. It's like you're unlocking a door and so it starts to flow through. So if you're like, if you're in your Akashic records, like, oh, it's a blue book. You might even say it out loud. Blue book in the middle, middle page. Live, live, live in the present moment, you know, or whatever. Like, it'll just start coming to you, the information. Because your records don't want to keep you in the dark about something that can help you. But it's just a lot easier to read them with, with practice. Make it fun, relax, stay positive. High vibration, same time trying to get into them the same time every day for, you know, certain. You might even set that tone. Like, okay, look, every Wednesday and Sunday I'm going to attempt to get into my Kashic Records at 9am you can set that tone. Yes. About angels and guides reading your records. Gosh. If you ask them to, I suppose they could never had to do that. But I, I, I don't think it's out, out of the realm of possibility. I think that's a kind of a cool idea. You would have to give them permission. I feel like the records are really private and personal to you. And then there are guardians and loved ones who, who watch over your records and they know some of the things that are in there. But I'm actually hearing guides and angels saying right now, we don't want to know what's in your records. They're being funny. They're like, looks like we don't want to read your mind. Like, there's a lot of, there's lot of a, there's a lot of stuff in there. They're like, but if you're clear with us about what you want, we can reframe it for you. They might not go into your records, but they might be able to answer your question. [00:26:44] Speaker C: So what you say? So when you say be playful, da, da, da. All that meditate is basically telling them, get out of your head. [00:26:56] Speaker A: Yes. [00:26:58] Speaker C: Do not approach it logically. Do not approach it like you're going to think it through. [00:27:03] Speaker B: Thank you. [00:27:04] Speaker A: Yeah, Approach it logically. You have to get into your right brain. When you are meditating and going into the records and doing all of that, because we, we tend to live here and like, you know, what, what can be proven and the logic and reasoning and the chatter and the ego and all of that. And it's like, no, let's get into the right brain. [00:27:25] Speaker B: Gargoyle standing next to hers. And I like the idea of a gargoyle librarian. [00:27:30] Speaker A: I love that. And you are you. That's. I believe you. When I go into people's records, I'll tell them, there, there's a lion. You know, your records are in a mansion. I'm pulling up in a limo and there's a lion on the front porch guarding your records. Or there's a wolf guarding your records, or there's a beehive guarding your record. Or a gargoyle. Like, I will see that a lot when I go into people's Akashic records. And I love it. I think it's awesome. There is, there's. I read this one woman's records twice a month and she's. Her tiger is always there and I love it. And it walks me through and it sits next to me while I'm reading them. And it's so cool. But yeah, I love that. And, and I do think when we're meditating and we get information that comes from our soul, hence, you know, full circle back to the beginning first conversation we had tonight. How do we reframe it? It's a soul. It's a soul reading. You're getting information from your soul and, and your soul has a wealth of knowledge. What my teacher said, she goes, going into the Akashic records is like doing a Google search for your soul with your soul. Like, you're just logging onto your soul and you're plugging in the search parameters and it's pulling up all the information. And so that's, that's really cool. [00:28:44] Speaker B: I, I hope the Google search in my records gives me better information than I get in Google sometimes. [00:28:49] Speaker A: Yeah, right. [00:28:51] Speaker B: Like, that is not what I asked for. [00:28:53] Speaker A: Go. I'm like, what is this? Yeah, exactly. But no, your soul will give you the best information. The soul information is incredible. And that's why it can't. It's not mean because the soul isn't mean. Yeah, it's very cool. [00:29:06] Speaker B: Is it common now because, like, you know, our friend here at Gargoyles, you mentioned the tiger, like, is it common for a lot of records to have other little, like spirit type beings hanging around? And then is that because you had a life time maybe with one of those Little beings that are hanging around your records. [00:29:24] Speaker A: Absolutely. The woman who had a wolf guarding her records once, I was like, wow, there's. There's a wolf just sitting here staring at me, and it's. It's beautiful. And we ended up going into a past life of hers where she was surviving in the wilderness in the. In a very cold, snowy climate, and a wolf came around, and instead of her hurting her, it brought her a rabbit and. And helped her survive. And this wolf is now sort of a spirit guide for her and a companion in the spirit world and a guardian of her Akashic records, just like it was a guardian for her in that life because she was traveling from one place to another, and she needed. It was in her soul destiny that she got to that destination, that she didn't die on the way there, on the journey there. And so as she was starving and freezing by a fire, thinking she was about to. To be eaten by wolves, they brought her a rabbit. And. And so that. That's amazing. So now she's, of course, obsessed with wolves. Got the tattoo, everything. But, yeah, it is common. And on other beings as well. I've seen fairies in the Akashic records. I've seen certainly extraterrestrial beings. Absolutely. And that. That's big. Big energy. It's a huge vibration that comes in. And angelic beings as well, master teachers and. And. And ascended masters. Kuan Yin has come through for somebody before in. In their records and other deities as well, and I love to see that. And they. They don't always want to reveal themselves, but when it's pertinent to the conversation and the information that comes through, they're there. And. And I love connecting with them too. It's. It always feels like an honor. There's. There's many times where I'm. I'm so happy that I read with my eyes closed. It keeps me connected and focused, but I just know that if I were to open them, tears would come out, because sometimes these readings are so beautiful that I. I can't help but feel. Feel it. Feel the love. The love that comes through from the beings that they have for. For the human. Ah, nice. Yeah. [00:31:28] Speaker B: Maria, did you have any other questions for Dana? Because I feel like I'm plugging all the question time. [00:31:37] Speaker C: I wrote all the questions. [00:31:42] Speaker B: With the asking. Okay. [00:31:49] Speaker C: As far as healing is concerned, is reading Akashic, whether is one modality or is. Is it a very powerful. I mean, how would you be famous since you work a lot with Akashic records information? I Know, I know alone is really powerful. But are there other things that you work into just not just giving them information? Do you bring in other energy modalities along with it? [00:32:17] Speaker A: Yeah, well, in. In an Akashic records reading, I'll ask, I'll say, what. What healing or clearing is available for the person right now? And then I'll be shown something. And even though it's happening spiritually, like, they're obviously sitting either in front of their computer or in front of me, you know, depending on if it's a virtual reading or in person, I'll say, okay, there. The. There's an angel on either side of you, and they're taking you to this pink, this rose quartz crystal, and they're, you know, they're doing this thing with you. Or I'll say, okay, so I'll just be seeing something like, okay, so you're standing on this platform and there is white light coming up from your feet, and it's cleansing this and this and that. There's things where people are asking about, how do I release this from, you know, this from the. From my memory. You know, this from my cellular memory, so it doesn't affect me anymore. And I'll be like, okay, it looks like they're just pulling a tissue out of a box and throwing it away. Like they, they've released it from you. Now nine times out of ten in something like that, the person says, I felt a shift, and there is a physical shift that they feel. Somebody who has had even like arthritis, I'll say, okay, so that's connected because you keep putting your hands in everything. You keep putting your hands in other people's business, but it's like in. In the most loving way, right? It gets them like the way that the Akashic records, instead of like calling them out on that directly, would say, do you tend to. To get involved with your family's problems a lot and try to solve them yourself? You know, like, sometimes it comes back with a question like that, and then they'll go, you know what they do? Tell me that I should mind my own business a lot or that I, you know, I'm meddling in their affairs or that I'm, you know, like, I should maybe just back off and let them handle it. And so I'll be like, okay, so what if you really did that? You know, so it's like, it's so gentle how, how they want it to come out. And again, letting them have their own epiphany about it too. I think in order for us to learn some of our, some of our shadow tendencies or our, you know, these patterns that we have that maybe, you know, we're keep doing. Sometimes just learning it gently can help us more than somebody, you know, yelling it to us like you're too nosy or, you know, it's just like the love, the love that comes through through helps them, it just ushers them in. But cord cutting is a huge thing that happens a lot in the Akashic records. Even if that's not what the person came in for was to get a cord cutting. I would read somebody go, oh my gosh, you really need to cut this cord between you and your ex husband. And if you, I said, if you want, we can do it today. And they're like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it today. And I'm like, okay, what, what is the cord cutting that's available? And then they'll show me. They'll say, oh, they'll say, seeing this huge eight foot tall angel standing behind you and sniffing. There's three cords at the back, that one at the back of your third eye, one at the back of your heart and one at the back of your solar plexus. And this is what the cord looks like and this is how they're releasing it or removing it. It's different for everybody. And the person will actually say like I felt, I felt a shift or the woman with the arthritis, like, I'm minding my own business, I'm only helping when I'm asked. And my hands haven't hurt, hurt me the way that they have for the past two years or whatever it is, you know, so it's really interesting to see the healing that comes through. And I didn't, I, I can do Reiki on a person, but I wasn't, I was just letting the records do it. And, and there's a lot of great books on the Akashic records about the healing that's available. I heal myself in the Akashic records all the time. I talked to ladies this last time. I was like, I, I lay in bed and I, and I do it like I'll be, I'll. I just think, hey, I have a sore throat. This cannot turn into something. What is it? And then I'll get the information. Like it's actually because there's no more humidity. You're dry. Like that's all it is. It's not lymph nodes. It's not, you're coming down with something. It's like the weather has changed and this is dry. I'm like, okay, great. What. What healing is available for me? And they might even direct me to some propalis. You know, however you pronounce it. Throat spray. Instead of, like, we're not going to put some blue light in your throat right now, but we will send you to the store to buy this product or turn on your humidifier. Right. [00:36:40] Speaker B: Dana did a core cutting for me. Within a week, that relationship was terminated. [00:36:44] Speaker A: And she said, by the way, this is Tiffany. Tiffany. Oh, so good to hear from you, my girl. I miss you. Sending you a hug. [00:36:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:36:57] Speaker A: Cord cuttings are amazing. We all need them sometimes. Sometimes we don't realize. And we can cut cords between us and people that we love. And it doesn't mean you're out of my life and you're banished. It means I'm taking my power back. I'm no longer available for you to plug your energy into. I love my dad. I cut a cord between me and him because I didn't want. I didn't want his money issues anymore that I inherited. You know, the. We can't afford it. Sort of, you know, hoarding the money, like, not, you know, like, afraid to spend it kind of a thing. And just grew up hearing. Hearing that all the time. Like, you know, nope, can't afford it kind of a thing. And then as an adult, like, that's not mine. I can't. I. I don't want it. I'm cutting the cord between me and your money issues still in my dad's life. Really great. You know what? Every time I see him, he gives me money. $40, $50, $100. Like, dad, what do I. I don't. You don't have to give me your money. But it's so interesting. Like, that's what happened after I cut the cord from our money issues. He gives me money all the time. [00:37:56] Speaker B: So you think maybe cutting that cord between you and him helped cut, like. [00:38:00] Speaker A: A cord for him as well? [00:38:02] Speaker B: That, you know, now he feels that he can. [00:38:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:06] Speaker B: Be that abundant, that he can give it. [00:38:08] Speaker A: Yeah. And that brings up another really amazing point. I don't. If I don't have permission to. To read somebody's records, I, like, I can't always do. Do the full thing. So, like, somebody will say, oh, I really need to cut this cord between me and my mom. I'm like, well, I can cut the cord between you and her, but I can't cut her cords to you because I don't have her permission to do it. But the knowing that I can do it one sided is going to be helpful for you. She's still going to have her issues. But I think that with me and my dad, I think it did release him from some of that because I did other work around it as well. And I did a similar thing with me and my mom. Like I don't want her body issues anymore or whatever. I don't want her like self sabotage. And I, and I learned that I could do that and it shifted so many things for me. Like I tore up the contact between me and my mom because I, I was, I kept like feeling like I was having her thoughts about, about things that weren't my thoughts because you know, again the DNA and everything. And so I'm like, I'm tearing up that contract. I've learned enough, I've healed enough, I have, you know, separated myself from you enough in that way. I want to have my own, my own energy back, my own power back. And so cutting cords like that is so great because it can, it can still say I love you and I wish you the best, but I'm not available for that trauma of course to siphon from me or for your energy to plug into me or to affect me. And then it's, it's much so much about sovereignty and just kind of being being open and available for only healthy, happy relationships. And now. And I think that what that did like with me, my dad, it opened up a healthier relationship with money with us too because it's like I, I know, I'm thinking about it because I know I'm going to see him on Sunday and I know he's going to give me money, but he's also getting older and, and I think that he wants to now see it spent before he's gone kind of a thing. But it's very sweet. But yeah, he, I remember when I was getting married and I was like, I'm, I'm the daughter. My dad should be pitching in on this wedding. So I was like, dude, dad, can, you know, get married? This is, you know, 23 years ago. What can you contribute to the wedding? Oh, how about $500? I just started crying because I was hoping he would offer $5,000. So. And I knew and he has money but he just doesn't spend it. So that's just another way that we can cut cords. But it's, it's like sometimes we're given the idea by the records somebody. I get people who want an Akashic records reading and don't even have a question and Those are fun. Those are fun because we get to say, you know, what does Jane Smith's Akashic records need her to know right now? In the highest good. And the information that comes through starts a conversation that just is so wonderful and so magnificent. And then that leads to things. And so I love those questions. You don't have to come to me in a crisis or anyone who reads the Akashic records. I think that's another misconception that you have to come in in need, in a desperate search or crisis for something. You can come in and just say, why did I reincarnate in this life? What's my sole purpose, you know, or, you know, records want me to know that can enhance my life right now. One person asked me, I love this one. What is a. What is a mantra or an affirmation that I can say every morning? And the most beautiful words came through. And he said, I'm already saying something similar to that, which I had no idea. And it was like the records were giving him the mantra that he was already saying. And I thought that was the coolest thing. And sometimes I'll mention that to people and they'll go, oh, I'm gonna ask that the next time I'm in the records. That's cool. So if you ever don't know what to ask, I'm here to help. Because somebody might be like that. They'll jumble their own words and be like, I don't even know what to ask. Well, let me help you, because I'm a linguist and a wordsmith and a Gemini, and I have a way with translations. So you just let me do it. [00:42:14] Speaker C: Sometimes I came across clients when. Because I. I do believe in cord cutting. I. That is the first thing that I would go to. And sometimes they are a little bit confused because it said, well, does that include my loved ones, too? Does that include my children? And I said, the love energy is there and we're going to keep it as pure love. But all the other stuff, all the disagreement, all the arguments, all the frustration, that is going to go away. So you can be clear. [00:42:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:46] Speaker C: And the relationship can be clear. [00:42:48] Speaker A: Yes. [00:42:49] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:42:49] Speaker A: Bring the way for a healthier, happier relationship. [00:42:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:42:53] Speaker A: Saying I banish you from life, or it can. It can. The narcissist and the empath is trying to get away and. And it's dangerous situation. Like, we can absolutely make sure that that course matches. But a lot of times, no, you can absolutely do it with people that you love for sure. And what I do find is that once you do cut the cord, even if it's just one sided, the other person feels the shift. And I was doing this woman last week, we cut the cord between her and her ex husband and, and I go, and I just got done saying to her, he's probably going to feel a shift. He won't be able to unexplain it. He won't know, you know, what it is, you know, consciously, but he'll feel, he'll feel like something's different between the two of you and he'll just know that he has to, he can't treat you the same way. And, and so right as I was saying that to her, she was like, she goes, she's not going to believe this. And she showed me. She goes, he's calling me right now. He never calls me. He only just texts. And she, and, and I go, and you're not going to answer it, are you? And she goes, no. And, and he didn't even leave a message. And I was like, that was him. It was a test. Him seeing, he felt shift, he wanted to see if you were going to answer the phone. The fact that you didn't, he knew like that sealed it for him. He knows he has to. And I'm looking forward how that went for her. But that was so weird. It was so weird, but also exciting because it was just like, you can't make it up. And yeah, and it's, and that's how I think the records are so fun in that way because it gets exciting to know that they are, they are this, this, this energetic, beautiful, you know, force. And, and it's, it's the memory of, of all things and it's the knowledge of all things. And it's so powerful and so loving and so healing. And that's why I'm just, I'm, I'm so, so grateful and honored to read the Akashic Records. And I have this book, I think it's sitting right here next to me. Such a good one if anybody's interested. How to Read the Akashic Records by Linda. How he's no longer on this earth, but there's a lot of really good Akashic Records books out there. And this is just one that, that I really love. And I was reading it on the airplane and there's a question in here that says, go into your Akashic Records and ask the Akashic Records why you are meant to read the Akashic Records. Why did the Akashic Records choose you to be a reader of the Akashic Records. And I was like, oh my gosh, I never thought to ask that question. What makes me so special that I get to read the Akashic records in this Life for People? And the Akashic Records told me that it had to do with my, the way that I deliver the information in sort of an entertaining, light hearted way that helps people not be so serious about it. Because when we're not so serious about it, it's easier. And I think that's psychology behind it. It's like we can't get motivated towards a negative goal and if something seems really difficult or unattainable, we can't get motivated to go and fix that or heal that. But if it feels light hearted and fun and we get curious about it and interested and we call it an experiment and, and we just see what happens, then it's, it's just, I think that's closer to our true nature. You know, all humanness aside, all, all you know, stressful, terrible earthly things that tempt us to close our hearts aside, that we get to, to get a little closer to our true nature. And then that's where healing can be facilitated. I think Maria, you probably know that by doing reiki which reminds people how they can heal themselves, right? It just gets that energy body or their soul in charge again to like know how to facilitate its own healing. And that's I think what happens with the Akashic Records when they word it that way or. But I am, I am always so honored to be able to read for people because I don't, you know, I, I just, I feel so grateful that the records said yes, they put in my path. And I think I mentioned this last time I first heard about the akashic Records in 2008 and Spirit clearly said not yet, Dana. And they waited all the way until 2022 to say now the Akashic records. And, and it was like, okay, that was a long wait, but here we are. And maybe I wasn't ready, maybe my vibration wasn't there or maybe, maybe the people weren't as open to coming and getting it from the records. But more and more people are hearing about them now and the time is, is so much more important in this world that we're in now to go be able to go into our records and have access to them. They want, they want us to have access to them because it's only going to help more. [00:47:35] Speaker B: Well, there's been, I've noticed since, you know, Covid, there was a huge uptick at least for us in, you know, Goddess elite in our immediate area of people kind of exploring, you know, the metaphysical, the holistic, the, you know, everything else. And, you know, and I'm like, well, people are forced to be home, you know, either with their family or by themselves, depending on their relationships and their living situations. So now they have time to explore that, you know, because work has been taken away. Like, all of the excuses of why you can't are gone. And so many new tiptoes and then just learning, like, this vast world. And there was a lot of people between, like, Akashic records and people wanting to learn, you know, mediumship, because they're like, I'm hearing voices. I might be crazy. [00:48:29] Speaker A: And I'm like, maybe, but. But maybe time, right? Because when we slow down, we're who. Who are we left with? Me, myself and I. [00:48:40] Speaker C: And. [00:48:40] Speaker A: And people are so busy before the pandemic that they never had time to hear their own inner voice or they wouldn't make time or the time. And now they have the time, and then, well, I guess I'll heal this. And you know how many divorces happen during the pandemic too, right? Because they're like. Or people getting back together or, you know, it's just like that. I'm kind of a little bit grateful for the pandemic in that way because it did force so much healing it to us on a silver platter and said, take this opportunity while you have it. And the vibration of the world shifted throughout that. I mean, it was very scary at first. I'm sure the vibration went down. It plummeted. But then as we started to figure our way out of it and see the light, then do the healing and come up out of it. 20, right around 2022, after the first two scary years of it, it's just like, oh, wow, we. We have risen. And that's interesting. That's when the Akashic records came after me. I couldn't deny it. They just came right after me and. And was just laid out like a red carpet. And it's like, okay, I guess it's time. And my teacher had said, practice, practice the Akashic records for a long time before you ever offer. Offer it to anybody reading anybody else's. And it was like, no. The next day I started reading people's records, and it was awesome. I don't always follow the rules. That's my Aquarius moon. I. I'm here to bend the rules a little bit and. And rebel a little bit. But I. I Didn't follow that rule. And I, I started reading right out of the gate and I said in awesome things happen. And I was like, you can't stop me. I'm sure my guides would have if they didn't think I was ready. But when my teacher told me to give, asked me to give her a reading in front of the class and she said it was one of the best she'd ever had, then I was like, well then I'm good to go if you're, if you. The teacher says but. And then she also said, never blend, never blend an Akashic records reading with a psychic reading. And I was like, that doesn't make any sense. And so what am I over here doing? I'm blending my readings. You know, Aquarius moon, that's anybody, any other Aquarius moons out there, come break rules with me for the greater good of the planets and the healing of all. [00:50:52] Speaker C: Yeah, I make, I mix my modalities all the time. You know, I'm getting information, I'm doing panicking, I'm doing, you know, I'm doing the, the shaman healing. And I just, yeah, my teacher did the same thing too. Don't mix it. So you know which one really works? They all work. [00:51:13] Speaker A: Put it, let's put it in a bowl and stir it up. There you go. [00:51:18] Speaker B: Like, what would be like the most important takeaway for, you know, our listeners about Akashic Records? [00:51:28] Speaker A: There's no stupid questions to ask. I, I think the greatest takeaway is like you can solve mysteries about yourself. We're hidden from ourselves so much. We want to know like, why do I always scare, get stuck at this point. Why do I have self doubt about this, the confidence about this? You know what, it's just so many things that we could figure out about ourselves. After an Akashic Records reading, I find that people love themselves even more. It's just like after I do an astrology reading too. It's like it validates for you. You're okay, everything's okay. People, people talk to me a lot about their fears and, and the love that comes through from the Akashic records I think is so neat because I take away a lot just reading somebody else, you know, like the guidance. The other day, this woman was talking about how afraid she is to, to sell her house and move to another state. I'm like, well, you can never get what you want through fear. But that didn't really come for me. It came from my records. And the records were saying, you, you get, you get the best Life through love, not fear. So put the fears away. Focus on the love. Are you moving because you love? The opportunity? Are you moving because you love? But you know, still not bypassing the emotion. Like, you honor that you're afraid, but don't focus on that so much. Don't keep repeating it to yourself over and over again how afraid you are. Don't let it grip you in paralysis, you know, and there was even a, a suggestion that came through that was like, why don't you meditate and, and that you're sitting at a table and you invite fear to come and join you and you have a conversation with it. You get to know it a little better and look it in the eye and have a, you know, just have a chat and say, what are you preventing me from what? You know, and then work it out. So it was really interesting there. So try not to be afraid of, you know, too many things because that's, that's not gonna get you to really the best place in life. And your records are there to help you. If you want to read your own records, they, they want to be read, but you just have to raise your vibration and make time for them and relax and, and look at it as fun and, and just know that, that they're, they're, they're welcoming you, but they just, you, you have to, you have to match up and align with that vibration, which isn't that hard. Nature, journaling, music, laughter, positive thoughts, being around, you know, eating, eating kind of good, kind of good. You know, be, be around happy, healthy people. This is how we raise our vibration. You know, have to, you know, take 100 yoga classes and go to the top of a mountain. You just, you know, it's just little things. Day to day, keep, keep your spiritual hygiene clean and, and just, you know, and learn meditation. There are so many different ways to meditate. I know people are like, ah, I don't have time to meditate. Well, here's the thing. Meditation gives you time. It gives you time because when you meditate, you are so much more calm and productive and clean, clear and focused that you, you probably approach your day 10 times better than you would have without, you know, in a sort of a frazzled, anxious state. Meditation gives you time. So there's tons of different ways to meditate. You don't have to just quiet your thoughts. You can focus on an affirmation. You can gaze at a candle flame. You can count, count your molot. This is my favorite way to meditate, right? I always have them with me. My mala beads. You know, there's 108 beads. You focus on one breath per bead or an affirmation per bead or a gratitude. And. And you make your way around. You know, you're done when you finish, and you get to that tassel, and it usually takes 12 minutes. Who's got 12 minutes to feel better, right? And then you. You can wear it after you're done to remind yourself all day long, like how, how balanced you are, focused you are, grateful you are. Meditation is. Is very, very helpful. And take, Take, take that away. You can access your Akashic records through meditation with prayer. Just ask, and you'll feel a shift and you'll go in. And I've. I've tried to teach people how to access their Akashic records, and they don't follow through. They don't consistently practice, or they. They don't clean up their vibration. And then they wonder why it's not working, or they do it with too much logic and too much force and too much stress and tension. I'm doing something wrong. I'm doing something wrong. Instead of relaxing, relax, play with it. Have fun with it. You know, it's kind of like you. It's like, kind of like playing with a kitten. Like, let's play. But you can. You can read your own records. But some people just prefer, no, tell me, I don't want to do the work. And that's okay, too, that we all need a mentor or a guide or, you know, that that's why people like me are here. But if you do want to read your own, you can. You can. But if you just prefer somebody else to read yours, find. Find a trusted person out there and, and let them. Let them have at it. We always close the records when we're done. I never leave anybody's records open. Sometimes I forget to, and I. And I leave mine open. I actually opened mine before this to. To help answer questions. I was like, just in case I need help answering questions. I never need help answering questions. You guys hear me talking. But, yeah, just take, Take the Akashic records with you to bed at night. And they're recording everything. So even when I am, before I start to read somebody's records and they tell me what's going on in their life, the records are recording that. And so even if they don't ask the question about it, the records may address something we talked about before we even entered the records because they were there paying attention. And so that's always fascinating to me as. As well I love it. [00:57:03] Speaker B: Yeah, that's an interesting concept. I'm trying to think, which Egyptian deity is it that's always watching and, like, writing. Is it Thoth? [00:57:12] Speaker A: Oh, I love him. He is definitely connected so much to Mercury and. And even the, you know, the Greek God Mercury or. Or Hermes the messenger. Yeah. And it's so fascinating you say that because boss had been following me around for a little while there about a year ago, he just kept popping up all around me. And I ended up having to look him up, like, who is this guy? And I found out that, yeah, he was. He. He is connected to the Akashic Records. And I was like, whoa. And I. I have chills just now, like, thinking about it or talking about it, because I kept. I kept getting. He's coming in. He was coming in. And meditations. He was coming in in other signs. Somebody gives me a book. Somebody. I'm seeing, like, I saw some oracle cards for him and I'm hearing about him on some TV shows. Like, what is happening? Who is he? Why does he want me? He's working with me with the records now. I like him, but I was. It was weird at first, but, yeah, it's probably him. He's always. He's always record keeping. That's what I'm like. [00:58:13] Speaker B: He popped up. Well, he says hello. Apparently, again. [00:58:17] Speaker A: He'S recording this conversation. [00:58:21] Speaker B: He's very fast in his little scribblies. [00:58:23] Speaker A: He sure is in his hieroglyphs. [00:58:27] Speaker B: And it's legible. I'm even more impressed with that. [00:58:32] Speaker A: But, yeah. [00:58:32] Speaker B: Well, thanks for joining Dana, and all of your. Your knowledge and, you know, helping us explain the Akashic records and how they can help us get to know ourselves better and get out of some of the traps we lay for ourselves. [00:58:46] Speaker A: Yes. And then some of the traps that just come with our human journey, with our volunteering to be here with our. Whatever mission we have chosen for ourselves and then just helping. It's helping to make us. Helping us have an easier time here because we're needed in our best energy to keep going. And the Akashic Records can help with that book a session people. Yes. It doesn't have to be with me. It can be with any Akashic Records reader. But I'm just saying we need help. We all need help. Even I get my Akashic records read. I read my own. But I like getting them read by other people because their perspectives and the way that it comes through others is. Is so helpful and wonderful. I love. I love my records read by Other people. And. And it's usually people that I took the class with, you know, the other students that were in my class that are continuing to read them. But it's really. It's really nice. Well, thank you, ladies, so much for your time and energy and for choosing me to have a conversation with. [00:59:44] Speaker B: No, I'm glad we were able to. [00:59:46] Speaker A: To get. Yeah. Very busy. Busy. [00:59:50] Speaker B: I like that. [00:59:51] Speaker A: The joke. Busy. Yeah. Now I'm gonna go be not busy. [00:59:57] Speaker B: Yes. [00:59:58] Speaker A: And relax. [01:00:00] Speaker B: You know, chill. Maybe get in touch with your records. [01:00:03] Speaker A: Of, like, what do I need to know for tomorrow? Yes. Home. Exactly. Or for right now. Right. Should I eat the ice cream? I almost was gonna get a hold. [01:00:18] Speaker B: Of you, be like, what's in my records right now? But I am literally dodging something in the road every day this week. [01:00:23] Speaker A: Like, start, and I'm. [01:00:25] Speaker B: What is this? And what? [01:00:26] Speaker A: Slow down, slow down. [01:00:30] Speaker B: Like, the one night, like, I'm coming. [01:00:32] Speaker A: Home from man's field. [01:00:33] Speaker B: Me and semis. Right. And there was one other car, and we're just driving, and all of a sudden, I just see the car, thankfully, like, five, six links in front of me. [01:00:43] Speaker A: Sharp turn. [01:00:44] Speaker B: And I'm like, what the. And then you find. And you couldn't see this, so you're almost on it. There was a semi on its side, but the top was facing you. So all you black. [01:00:54] Speaker A: Wow. [01:00:55] Speaker B: And because they're. You know, that. [01:01:00] Speaker A: That. [01:01:02] Speaker B: 71 to 480. That sharp turn by the airport. [01:01:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:01:08] Speaker B: In front of me, it's driving, and all of a sudden I see, like, all this dust and smoke. That truck had gone too fast, missed that sharp curve, ended up ba. Through this. [01:01:18] Speaker A: Wow. [01:01:19] Speaker B: There was a couch in 71 yesterday. And I'm like, what. [01:01:23] Speaker A: Why in the. What are you trying to. That's all I was trying to tell you. Slow down, be vigilant. I'm like, you know what? [01:01:32] Speaker B: I'm just gonna go home and not go anywhere. [01:01:34] Speaker A: Well, I just. I had a tubby. The fattest, most tubby. And maybe it was pregnant. It was a skunk, and it was just waddling across the road. Like it was just taking it down. I was like, you're cute. You're really cute. They were like, beep, beep. Like, it was really moving slow. Right. I bet it was pregnant. I don't know. I don't know the gestation cycle of a skunk, but do they give birth at this time of year? I don't know. Why else was it so fat? Is it getting ready to hibernate? Maybe? And what is eating my pumpkin. That's what I need to ask my records. Every day there's new bites taken out of it. It's nocturnal because it happens after midnight but before morning. So what is eating my pumpkin? That's what I'm going to ask my gosh records. I've got some guesses. They've got like five. Five options of what it is. So I want to know who's eating the pumpkin. [01:02:24] Speaker B: Yep. And do you want to put out more pumpkins to keep feeding your new little. [01:02:27] Speaker A: They're inside until Halloween. I don't want. I don't want to take the risk of them getting eaten. I'm going to carve them this weekend and then I'll. I'll put them out. But I can't take the risk of them being eaten anymore. [01:02:39] Speaker B: Okay. [01:02:40] Speaker A: I'm let leaving the e. The. The one that's being eaten out there for them to continue with. But I don't want to give them anymore any more of my produce until you've had your fun with them first and then they can eat them on. On November 1st. [01:02:57] Speaker B: All right, well, thanks for joining, Dana. We'll try this wrap up again. [01:03:07] Speaker A: All right. Good night, everybody. [01:03:09] Speaker B: Right. [01:03:09] Speaker A: Good night. Good night. I sa.